$hine On

(Shirt: KE$HA, Skirt: Target, Shoes: Cynthia Vincent for Target)

Agent: 45

Mission: Wear a T-shirt without looking lame

700 hours: Agent realizes that short shirts and super long t-shirt would look wildly inappropriate for a school setting, especially with brown wedges. Agent realizes people would be looking at her in shock, and not admiring the lovely pop star on said t-shirt. Agent takes a deep breath

715 hours: Agent remembers other bloggers wearing really cute outfits with girls layering long shirt or sweaters over skirts. Agent also remembers the most recent Delias catalogue. Agent tries on poofy skirt. Agent looks like a 5 year old.

716 hours: Agent tries on slimmer skirt, and uses belt to tie in brown shoes to black skirt and shirt. Agent is satisfied.

815 hours: Agent has to take off super tall shoe to drive, as feels like she is careening out of control in super tall heels

845 hours: Agent talks to first person who admires her shirt. Then another shortly after. Agent gushes about show.

1125 hours: Agent's friend tell her she'd rather shoot herself in the foot than go to a Ke$ha concert. Agent proudly professes love for said pop star and Agent's ability to listen to whatever she wants too. Friend backs down.

1200 hours: Agent almost kills herself on wet, rainy steps. Agent checks, no one was looking.

1500 hours: Agent gets home and massages calves, as shoes+hard dance workout the day before=stupid idea. But Agent felt tall. And strong.

                                                        Mission Status: Completed.